Literature
My entry to the The Toothbrush Girl contest
Sam: "Uhmmm, Now I know what they really mean with plug n' play."
EDI: "Specialist Traynor, I apologize if my system specs were not up to your usual standards. Next time we dock at the Citadel, I will purchase an extra 32 terabytes of RAM, so I can perfom your special request longer before needing to dump to harddrive and cycle down."
Sam: "No no, you don't have to... That actually doesn't sound like a bad idéa."